Nothing Can Go Wrong?

Buy the new product that will guide you in the right direction in life! And nothing can go wrong in your life!

Assets I used:
Art:
Forest Monster 2D by MonoPixelArt
Mystic Woods by Game Endeavor
Pixel Art Top Down - Basic by Cainos
Sound:
Game Music Loop 7 by XtremeFreddy
Analog CRT TV Electronic Static Noise by grcekh (Freesound)
NewsReportMusic by ehohnke (Freesound)